(Do not be fooled by the date, today is May 15, almost two months later
since the creation of this file inside my computer)

First I'll begin with the ones that should continue to exist, even if
they aren't free of their own set of problems, which thankfully do not
spread anywhere else:

1. Alpine Linux
Even though it's so minimalist to the point of feeling physical pain,
especially coming from BSD (details...), it pretty much does its job
well enough to make nearly every Linux-based distribution for network
appliances pointless.

2. Gentoo Linux
Weren't for the horrible reputation given to it by "people" on Reddit,
or so it goes anyway, it is _almost_ perfect, particularly inside a
server environment where tuning is, if anything, a key.
So long as one doesn't go overboard. And there's overlays for just about
anything (can't confirm that, but see the official overlay list if you
want to prove it)

Now for everything else that should just disappear from the face of
Earth:

1. Debian
The bane of anyone who has somehow retained a little of their sanity's
existence.

2. Arch Linux
Need I explain?

3. Ubuntu
Debian caught inside a power plant accident, with several traces of
radiation poisoning

4. Most router operating systems that aren't from MicroTik
Since OpenWRT is effectively using the Alpine package manager, you
might as well get Alpine, this distro's patches (if any), the web
interface, and BTFO

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Comments?
I'm often seen at #general @ irc.nishi.boats so if you want to yell at
me, feel free, chances are I won't care, as this is a cathartic post
more than anything.